The Head on a Pole Solution

Note: The first version of this piece was written several years ago. That was well before a certain bully began his first campaign to become president. So, this whimsical piece was not and is still not about one particular American plutocrat. 

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OK, if I could show you, in just a couple of minutes, how to solve a good many of the most vexing problems society faces today -- without it costing the taxpayers a nickel -- wouldn't you be interested in hearing more about it?

Of course you would. Read on.

This solution calls for one public execution a year. Its purpose would be to fund cures for diseases, to fund free educations for everyone, to even prevent wars, all the while also erasing America's daunting debt problem. To accomplish all that just one person would be put to death by the federal government each year. Although I'm ordinarily opposed to capital punishment, this plan is different from anything that we've seen before. 

Here's how this exception would work: First, we would make a list of all the American billionaires (This would have to include those living in and doing business in the USA). Each of their names would be put on a ballot. 

Each American citizen, 18-or-older, would get to vote -- free of charge -- for the person they see as the absolute worst citizen-billionaire in the USA. The ballots and ballot boxes would be put in convenience stores all over the country. 

The same ballots would be available online, as would virtual ballot boxes. Maybe we should make available to citizens 16-or-older. All year long, we the people, would all be eligible to vote once a month -- 12 votes per year. 

The billionaire who gets the most votes for being the most despised billionaire of the lot would be arrested wherever he or she is hiding by the head on a pole SWAT team. Upon the last second of December 31st, America's billionaire loser of that year would be executed by guillotine, somewhat as pictured above.

Chop!

Naturally, America's cities would bid on the right to stage the execution, sort of like the Olympics. The mammoth Annual Payback Party that would surround the event would mean big budget commercials would run in the live telecasts of the whole shebang -- cha-ching! Most of that money would go directly into the Social Security trust fund. Thus, the monthly payments to retirees could be increased.

The rest of the money generated by the event could go into a special fund to buy a six-pack of beer for the holiday season -- via downloadable coupon -- for everyone who participated in the voting process in December. As the blade falls, at midnight, millions of those free beers could be opened simultaneously to celebrate our ability to solve problems using democracy. Afterward, the billionaire's head will be put on top of a tall brass pole -- the People's Payback Pole -- for all to see, where it would stay for one year. 

Then, for the next new year the next billionaire's severed head would go up in a different city. Out of respect for the old head, it would be turned over to the billionaire's family, once its required year on the pole is done. 

Meanwhile, the rest of the American billionaires would feel more than a little inspired to solve their own dilemma. Accordingly, they would have a couple of easy-to-understand choices to prevent their own head from being picked to be on display next.

• Turn enough money over to the federal government or legit non-profits, to simply escape the list of eligible billionaires. The money given to the government could go toward building a fast-train national railway system.

• If they choose to remain a billionaire, then they need to use their money to do lots of good works to curry favor with voters. 

So, if you are a billionaire, let’s say you’ve got a cool $50 billion. Then you could choose to give away $49.1 billion to get off the hook. Or, you could take a chance on targeting a few billion to curing cancer. Or, you could throw money at feeding orphans, or on bringing peace to the Mideast. Maybe you’d pick all the musicians in a state and pay their rent for one whole year.

Smart billionaires would naturally buy lots of ads in magazines and newspapers, to tout what good deeds they’re doing, in order to increase their chances of keeping their own heads attached to their respective bodies. So, this deal could save our favorite inky wretches from extinction, too.

Accordingly, crime rates would plunge. The research for new green-friendly technologies would be fully funded. Better recreational drugs with no hangovers ought to be developed. Every kid who wants a new puppy would get one. And, last but not least, publishers would have plenty of money to pay freelance writers and artists decent fees for their work.

To sum up: Each old year would end with the execution of just one person selected fairly as the most deserving of a final chop. So, each new year would start out with a visible symbol atop that People's Payback Pole, showing everyone -- including billionaires -- why we should all strive to be good to one another. 

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Drake the Flake

On Nov. 8, 1992, the revenge-driven crime spree ended when the man I remembered as Drake the Flake blew out his brains with a .32 caliber revolver. In the 11 hours before taking his own life Lynwood C. "Woody" Drake III had shot and killed six people, wounded a seventh and beaten his former landlady with a blackjack.

It had been over 20 years since I last saw him in 1972. It was in the lobby of the movie theater I then managed, the Biograph Theatre. Still, when I saw the AP photo of him in the Richmond Times-Dispatch 33 years ago (in 1992), Drake was instantly recognizable.
 
More about Woody Drake later, but it should come as no surprise to most film buffs that sometimes there is a dark side to the business of doing business after the sun goes down. Some regulars saw the Biograph (1972-87) as a movie-themed clubhouse. Then again, movie theaters attract all sorts of people who are pretty much hiding from reality. 

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Although nearly everyone who worked at the Biograph during my almost-12-year-stint as its manager was on the up-and-up, there were a couple of rotten apples. As I hired both of them, I have to take the blame there. But those are stories for another time. 

Some of my favorite people worked at that cinema in those days, but mostly at night. Then there were the customers. Plenty of them were fine, but this piece isn't about them. It's about troubled times. 

One man died in the Biograph. His last minutes among the living were spent watching "FIST" (1978), starring Sylvester Stallone. The man died in an aisle seat in the small auditorium -- Theatre No. 2.

Yes, the movie was bad, but was it really THAT bad?

At the time I was 30 years old. The dead man was about my age. His eyes were open. As the rescue squad guys shot jolts of electricity into his heart, his body flopped around on the floor like a fish out of water. Meanwhile, down in Theater No. 1 "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" was on the screen delighting its usual crowd of costumed screwballs. The juxtaposition of the two contrasting scenes was surreal.

There was the night someone fired five shots of high-powered ammo through one of the back door exits into Theatre No. 1. Five bullets came through the door's two quarter-inch steel plates to splinter seats. This all happened just as the crowd was exiting the auditorium, at about 11:30 p.m. 

No one was hit and it seemed no one even caught on to what was happening. Later the police were baffled, leaving us to speculate as to why it happened.

Another night, a rat died in the Coca-Cola drain and clogged it up. Not knowing about the rat, and thinking I knew what to do to clear the clogged drain, I poured a powerful drain-clearing liquid -- we called it "Tampax Dynamite" -- directly into the problem.

Soon a foul-smelling liquid started bubbling and backing up all over the lobby's carpet. A flooding mess ensued. The disaster ran everybody out of there on a busy Saturday night. We had to replace the carpet. Oops.

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Back to Drake: The 1992 news stories reported that Drake, who fancied himself as an actor, had compiled a long list of people he intended to pay back, someday. Drake wore theatrical grease paint on his face when he committed his murders. As the cops were closing in on him Drake punched his own ticket to hell.

From what I found out, Drake's childhood was straight out of a horror movie. Apparently he was always a problem to those around him. The photo above -- it was a publicity shot he used to apply for work as an actor -- ran in the Richmond Times-Dispatch on November 16, 1992. What follows are excerpts of a piece I wrote for SLANT a couple of weeks later.

...The November 16th edition of the Richmond Times-Dispatch carried Mark Holmberg's sad and sensational story of Woody Drake. As usual, Holmberg did a good job with a bizarre subject. In case you missed the news: 

Lynwood Drake, who grew up in Richmond, murdered six people in California on November 8. Then he turned the gun on himself. His tortured suicide note cited revenge as the motive.

An especially troubling aspect of Holmberg's account was that those Richmonders who remembered the 43 year old Drake weren't at all surprised at the startling news. Nor was I. My memory of the man goes back to the early days of the Biograph Theatre (1972). At the time I managed the West Grace Street cinema. So the unpleasant task of dealing with Drake fell to me.

Owing to his talent for nuisance, the staff dubbed him 'Drake the Flake.' Although he resembled many of the hippie-style hustlers of the times, it was his ineptness at putting over the scam that set him apart. Every time he darkened our door there was trouble. If he didn't try to beat us out of the price of admission or popcorn, there would be a problem in the auditorium. And without fail, his ruse would be transparent. Then, when confronted, he'd go into a fit of denial that implied a threat.

Eventually that led to the incident in Shafer Court (on VCU's campus) when he choked a female student [Susan Kuney] who worked at the Biograph. That evening he showed up at the theater to see the movie, just like nothing had happened. Shoving his way past those already in line, the cashier-choker demanded to be admitted next. I told him he couldn't come in at all. 

An argument ensued that became the last straw. Drake the Flake was physically removed from the building, tossed onto Grace Street, and banned from the Biograph.

The next day, Drake made his final appearance at the Biograph. He bolted in through the lobby's exit doors and issued a finger-pointing death threat to yours truly.

Although I tried to act unruffled by the incident, it made me more than a little uncomfortable. In spite of the anger of his words, there was an emptiness in his eyes. In that moment he had pulled me into his world. It was scary and memorable.

Using a fine turn of phrase, Holmberg suggested that, "Whatever poisoned the heart of Woody Drake happened in Richmond..."

If you want more evidence of the childhood poisoning, take the time to look him up in his high school yearbooks (Thomas Jefferson 1967/68). I did, and right away I noticed that same empty expression in his eyes.

Looking at a couple of Drake’s old TJ yearbook photos reminded me of a line in the movie 'Silence of the Lambs.' In reference to the serial-killer who was being sought by the FBI throughout the film, Dr. Lechter (a psychiatrist turned murderer himself) tells an investigator that such a man is not born; he is created.

A process made Drake like he was. So while we can avert our eyes from the painful truth, we basically know where the poison is administered to the Woody Drakes of the world.

Yes, we do. The assembly line for such monsters runs through their childhood homes. 

The story went that Drake liked to beat up women. After I literally threw him out of the Biograph and he disappeared, 53 years ago, several people came in and told us stories about various females the future serial killer had hurt.

Shortly before Drake ended his wretched life, he woke up a 60-year-old woman by smacking her in the head with a blackjack. She scrambled to hide under her bed, and she lived to tell the story.

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Kass 333

 By F.T. Rea

Note: In 2010 I wrote this piece for the James River Film Journal. Since then every time I think of this story, it makes me smile. It's a story I enjoy telling. 

Alan Rubin (one of the Biograph Theatre's owners) 

and Carole Kass in the lobby at the second
anniversary party (Feb. 11, 1974).
Photo by Gary Fisher.

Today I thought of Carole Kass, longtime movie critic at the Richmond Times-Dispatch. At the age of 73 Carole died in 2000.  

During my nearly-12-year stint as the manager of the Biograph Theatre (1972-83) I spoke with Carole nearly every week, often more than once. Usually it was on the phone. She also came to the theater regularly to review first-run pictures. She came to see movies she liked on her own time. Plus, she was there for various social occasions and for a publicity stunt, or two. In the process, over the years, we learned to trust one another.

The genuine enthusiasm and warmth Carole brought to her work as a film critic/entertainment columnist was uncommon. Those same traits were evidenced in other things she touched. 

 

Whether she was helping out a little independent movie theater with ink, or teaching cinema history to undergraduates at Virginia Commonwealth University, or volunteering to teach film production to inmates at the Virginia State Penitentiary, Carole always cared ... and it showed. Carole understood the special power that motion pictures have to lift people from the grips of their vexations and depressions, if only for a few sweet moments.

My last show-biz encounter with Carole took place in 1998, when she was part of the Jewish Community Center’s presentation of a live Joan Rivers show at the then-Carpenter Center. My job, as a freelance videographer, was to record the performance for the sponsors using two cameras; one for closeups and the other for a static wide shot.

Rivers’ topic was surviving tragedy. In spite of the heavy subject she was quite funny. After her prepared remarks, Joan answered written questions submitted by the audience, then asked of her onstage by Carole. They were comfortable with one another, so their impromptu performance as a team was nearly as good as what had gone before.

At that time, it was public knowledge that Carole was battling cancer. She joked with me that night about fretting over whether she would live long enough to do the show for the JCC. A few days after that performance I went out to her home in the West End for a visit. I wanted to shoot some stills of old pictures of her to insert into the finished video, to play over the sound of her introduction in the show. I was also searching for a way to tell her how much she had always meant to the Biograph’s survival and, in general, to the film-loving community in Richmond.

Typically, Carole was her modest self. In her view, she had only been a background artist, helping out. Then there had been her forced retirement from Media General a few years before, which had never set well with her.

A week or so later, I delivered a video tape to her at her home. It included Rivers’ talk to the audience and what followed. At the end of the tape there was a tribute to Carole that I had staged, shot and edited without her knowledge. While I was there, we chatted briefly, but I didn’t let on about the surprise.

Here’s what Carole didn’t know as she watched the tape: The R-TD’s then-executive editor, Bill Millsaps, had helped me out by asking all the writers to come outside for about 20 minutes to be the performers in a tribute to Carole. Others from Richmond's film buff community, including former staff members at the Biograph, were also asked to be on hand to be in the main scene.

At the shoot the cast was directed to walk around aimlessly for a while, then stand applauding in front of 333 W. Grace St., an entrance to the newspaper’s building that no longer exists. I had help shooting the scene from Jerry Williams and Ted Salins. They operated two of three cameras I used.

Later I edited the footage from the three tapes into a short piece, using music from the movie “8½” for sound; the imagery also imitated scenes in the movie, somewhat. That particular Fellini flick was one of her favorites. In the time that had passed no one had told Carole a word about it; it had been beautiful teamwork.

When she saw the tribute footage, watching it with pain as her only companion, Carole couldn’t fathom that all those people had actually been assembled, just to give her a standing ovation. When she called, she told me she had assumed I found the footage, somewhere, and spliced it onto end of the tape. 

Where had I found it? she asked.

With a measure of satisfaction I chuckled and informed her how the scene was actually set up. Well, she simply didn’t buy it!

Carole thanked me warmly, but added a gentle, facetious scolding for my trying to fool her about the mysterious last scene, shot in front of the old entrance to 333. She reminded me of my reputation as a trickster.

Later Carole telephoned then-television critic Douglas Durden, only to hear from her old friend (they sat at desks next to one another for years) that it all had been just as I said.

After talking with others at the newspaper, to gather the whole story Carole called me back to laugh, to cry and to apologize for not believing me. She went on to say that what had started out as a rather “bad day” for her — coping with the indignities of her medical situation — had been changed into a “good day.”

As my mother died of cancer in 1984, I could grasp what Carole might have meant by “good days” and “bad days.” Carole thanked me for that good day. I told her I’d had a lot of help.

It began with an idea for a gesture to lift an old friend’s spirits and let her know how much her colleagues and the rest of us appreciated her. The finished product, with Carole’s double-take reaction actually turned out better than I had envisioned. 

Which is somewhat unusual for one of my stunts. Back in the summer of 1998, I also gave a print of the tape to Saps, to say, “Thanks.” Naturally, the JCC got a tape. No one else has seen it, as far as I know.

And, dear reader, a good day is wished to you and yours.

 

Note: What is shown in the YouTube video above is just the 90-minute tape’s last two minutes and 39 seconds. Unfortunately, owing to the half-ass transfer process used the look of it is rough, but hopefully better than nothing.

Thinking About Wes Freed's Mirthful Art

by F.T. Rea

Note #1: What follows this note is a portion of a work-in-progress about Wes Freed's art that I am penning. Hopefully, this preview of that article will stimulate more interest in Wes' fine art. Once I am done with crafting the piece, we'll see where it lands. Here goes... 

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Artist/musician, Wes Freed (1964-2022), grew up on a family farm in Virginia's Shenandoah Valley, near Staunton. At Virginia Commonwealth University (in Richmond) he became a trained artist. Major: Painting and Printmaking. Minor: Sculpture. 

Freed's art consistently displays a natural confidence, particularly so with design. Which, in this instance means the eye-pleasing, harmonious arrangement of the elements in play. As for what his art is about, the images he created tended to radiate a sense of delight. It's easy to pick up the feeling that the artist enjoyed making the stuff. 

Moreover, Wes was an original, he wasn't copying anybody's style. Which is part of why his rock 'n' roll posters and other sundries have been sought after and collected by his fans and friends for a good many years.

 
Speaking of the collectible angle, Wes' art certainly has the necessary ingredients to be in demand. The foremost of which is that it's quite distinctive. On top of that, those whimsical Wes Freed-designed posters are authentic artifacts of an era's cool nightlife scene. That goes for the countless posters he designed to promote staged events. The album covers. The celebrations of particular show biz luminaries he regarded as "inspirations." And, in support of worthy causes that he cared about.

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"The Art of Wes Freed" is the title of Freed's 2019 coffee table book. Throughout it he presents his story in pictures and words. The playful subtitle of the 160-page book displaying a trove of Freed's mirthful art is, "Paintings, Posters, Pin-ups & Possums." 

Stemming from recent sales of that book, as well as some prints and original pieces, it seems the value of his art is solidifying in the merch-collecting world. The fact that Freed's art has already been seen all over the USA for many years, due to his series of posters, album covers, etc. -- in particular, for the Drive-By Truckers -- gives it an advantage in the collectibles marketplace. So, best not throw away any of those old Capital City Barn Dance or Willard's Garage posters you've kept over the years. Some day, selling off a genuine piece of Freed art might pay the month's rent. 

The foreword of Freed's generously illustrated book was written by Patterson Hood (songwriter, performer and co-founder of Drive-By Truckers). Then, in the first chapter Wes tells of how he met and befriended Hood and the other members of the band (now celebrating its 40th anniversary). Lots of pieces of the art Freed created to promote DBT's shows and merchandise are displayed. Other chapters carry page after page of various other show posters, pin-ups and such.

Just for the record, Wes was truly an unapologetic possum fan. 

To be continued...

Note #2: The Wes Freed Memorial Scholarship.

Note #3: All rights concerning the words and art above are reserved.

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The Cheaters

Frank W. Owen is on the right.

When it came to sports and games, in general, my grandfather, Frank W. Owen, had zero tolerance for cheating. Period. He envisioned a clear code of honor for pursuits s such as baseball or poker. Not only must you never cheat, you had to always give the ballgame being played your best effort until it's over. 

Thus, good sportsmanship was essential. When it came to the real world, of course he knew the ready supply of cheaters, chiselers and weasels was inexhaustible. Nonetheless, the way he saw it, we can choose for ourselves to make the our games a better place than everyday life, fair-play-wise. 

The way I recollect him, my grandfather depended completely on his own view of reality. He didn't need for anybody to tell him what was what. If he had any doubts he hid them well. 

Speaking of my resolute grandfather, in 1916 the Richmond Light Infantry Blues were dispatched to Brownsville, Texas, to chase Mexican bandit/revolutionary Pancho Villa, who had crossed the border to stage a few raids on American soil ... or, so people said. To do the job the Richmond Blues were converted into a cavalry unit. My grandfather, seen at the age of 23 in the 1916 photo, was a member of that legendary outfit.

Following that campaign on the border, in 1917 the Blues were sent to Fort McClellan in the Alabama foothills for additional training. Then it was across the pond to France to help finish off the Great War -- the war that supposedly would end all wars.

The yarns I remember him recounting from his years in uniform were about singing gigs, playing football and poker, and various colorful adventures away from the battlefield. He apparently saw no benefit in talking about the actual horrors he'd seen. At least I never heard such stories. 

 

The piece below about my grandfather was published in Style Weekly in 1999. 

 

The Cheaters

by F.T. Rea 

Having devoted countless hours to sports and competitive games of all sorts, nothing in that realm is quite as galling to this grizzled scribbler as the cheater’s averted eye of denial, or the practiced tones of his shameless spiel.

In the middle of a pick-up basketball game, or a friendly Frisbee-golf round, too often, my barbed outspokenness aimed at what I have perceived as deliberate cheating has ruffled feathers. The words simply won't stay in my mouth, which means I can't resist noticing and citing a cheater in action any more than a watchful blue jay can resist attacking an alley cat.

The reader might wonder about whether I'm overcompensating for dishonest aspects of myself, or if I could be dwelling on memories of feeling cheated out of something dear.

OK, fair enough, I don't deny any of that. Still, truth be told, to this day I believe a lot of it goes back to one particular afternoon's mischief, gone wrong.

A blue-collar architect with the Chesapeake & Ohio Railway for decades, my maternal grandfather, Frank Wingo Owen, was a natural entertainer. He was comfortable in the role of being an emcee. Blessed with a resonant baritone/bass voice, he began singing professionally in his teens and continued performing, as a soloist and with barbershop quartets, etc., into his mid-60s.  

Shortly after his retirement, at 65, the lifelong grip on good health he had enjoyed failed him. An infection he picked up during a routine hernia surgery at a VA hospital nearly killed him. It left him with no sense of touch in his extremities.

Once he got some of his strength back, he found comfort in returning to his role as umpire /referee of the ball games played in his yard by the neighborhood's boys. He couldn't stand up behind home plate, anymore, but he did alright sitting in the shade of the plum tree, some 25 feet away.

During the summer of 1959 he taught me, along with a few of my friends, the fundamentals of poker. To learn the game we didn’t play for real money. Instead, each player got so many poker chips. If his chips ran out, he became a spectator.

The poker professor told us he’d never let us beat him, claiming he owed it to the game to try to win, if he could, which he always did. Woven throughout his lessons on betting strategy were colorful stories about poker hands and football games from his cavalry days, serving with the Richmond Blues during World War I.

As likely as not, the stories he told would end up underlining points he saw as standards: He challenged us to expose the true coward at the heart of every bully. "Punch him in the nose," he'd chuckle, "and even if you get whipped he'll never bother you again." In team sports, the success of the team trumped all else. Moreover, withholding one’s best effort, no matter the score, was beyond the pale.

Such lazy afternoons came and went so easily that summer there was no way then, at 11, I could have appreciated how precious they would seem looking back on them. 

On the other hand, there were occasions he would make it tough on me. Especially when he spotted a boy breaking the yard's rules or playing dirty. It was more than a little embarrassing when he would wave his cane and bellow his rulings. For flagrant violations, or protesting one of his umpire calls too much, he barred the guilty boy from the yard for a day or two. 

F.W. Owen’s hard-edged opinions about fair play, and looking directly in the eye at whatever comes along, were not particularly modern. Nor were they always easy for know-it-all adolescent boys to swallow. Eventually, the day came when a plot was hatched. 

We plotters decided to see if artful subterfuge could beat him at poker just once. The conspirators practiced in secret for hours, passing cards under the table with bare feet and developing signals to ask for particular cards. 

Within the group, it was accepted that we wouldn't get away with it for long. Nonetheless, to pull it off for a few hands would be pure fun.

Following a Wiffle Ball game the customary post-game watermelon was consumed. While the table was being cleaned up I fetched the cards and poker chips. Then the four card sharks moved in to put the caper in play. 

Later, as he told the boys' favorite story -- the one about a Spanish women who bit him on the arm at a train station in France -- one-eyed jacks tucked between dirty toes were being passed under the table. To our amazement, the plan went off smoothly. After hands of what we saw as sly tricks we went to blatant, expecting to get caught. Needing to get caught so we could laugh and gloat over having tricked the great master.  

Then, gradually, the joy began to drain out of the adventure. Thus, with semi-secret gestures I called the ruse off. A couple of hands were played with no shenanigans. But my grandfather ran out of chips, anyway.

Head bowed, he sighed, “Today it looks like I can’t win. You boys are just too good for me.”

Utterly dependent on his cane for balance he slowly walked into the shadows toward the back porch. It was agonizing. The game was over; we were no longer pranksters. We were cheaters.

As he carefully negotiated the wooden steps, my last chance to save the day came and went without a syllable out of me to set the record straight. Although it was hard to believe that he hadn’t seen what we were doing, my guilt burned so deeply I didn't wonder enough about that thought, then.

Well, my grandfather didn’t play poker with us again. He went on umpiring, and telling his salty stories afterwards over watermelon feasts. We tried playing poker the same way without him, but it just didn’t work; the value the chips had magically represented was gone. 

Summer was ending and the boys had outgrown poker without real money on the line. Although I thought about that afternoon's shame many times before my grandfather died nine years later. For my part, when I tried to bring it up the words always stuck in my throat. I don't think either of us ever mentioned it.

Then as the years passed I grew to become as intolerant of petty cheating as F.W. Owen was in his day, maybe even more so. And, as it was for him, the blue jay has always been my favorite bird.

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Guns, guns, guns.

In 1985, after speaking to City Council about why all handgun sales should be recorded, and a few other sensible measures to do with firearms, I walked up the aisle with a better understanding of just why so many politicians are afraid to speak out against unfettered access to firepower.

The room was chock-full of gun nuts!

Suddenly it was apparent to me that speaking out publicly on that topic could actually get you shot by any one of those jokers, especially one of them wearing a bumper sticker.

A year or so later, I ran into Willie Dell at the 3rd St. Diner. We had become friends during the 1984 City Council campaign (both of us lost). She sat at a table with me, to chat and to help me hand-fold a fresh batch of SLANTs. When I told her about my discovery as the photo above was taken, she laughed knowingly at what had been my naiveté about gun nuts.

Her laugh said, "Of course!"

Photo by Richmond Times-Dispatch.

The walk ... ahh

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Although Susan was certainly an attractive woman, she wasn't exactly the sort of striking brunette likely to grace the cover of a glossy fashion magazine. On the other hand, when she walked across an area, eyes tended to follow her.

Put simply, Susan had a great walk. Her gait wasn't particularly fast or slow, it didn't seem affected. Her slender limbs were long. Her wrists were loose. The sway of her hips was natural, not exaggerated. Her steps had a rather light-on-her-feet confidence, like a trained dancer. 

In a word, Susan "glided." She was a part-time cashier at the Biograph Theatre (in Richmond) for some five months during that repertory cinema's first year of operation (1972). She was a full-time VCU student. 

Although I can't recall anything unusual happening to mark the occasion, for some reason I clearly remember a brief scene in which I noticed that everyone -- maybe 10 people -- standing in the lobby seemed totally enthralled, watching her walk across the room. It felt like living in a movie. 

In those days I tended to collect such scenes for my imaginary movie. When something caught my eye I would commit it to memory, so I could one day put a scene fashioned after it in a film that I would make. While the movie was never made, some of those saved precious memories still linger.

In a lot of moving pictures that have a people watching an attractive woman walking scene, it's all about her projected sex appeal. Frequently it's played as campy. Think Fellini. Which is not at all like the scene I'm remembering in the Biograph's lobby. In my scene the woman is smooth and aloof. 

Think “The Girl From Ipanema” … ahh.

A-10 Tournament: VCU defeats Mason to win Championship

Final Score: (No 1) VCU 68, (No 2) George Mason 63.
Location: Capital One Arena in Washington, D.C.
Updated records: VCU 28-6. George Mason 26-8.

In a nutshell: It was pretty much what a conference championship's final game really should be -- two good teams going all out. Most of the points scored were hard to come by. Clearly, defense ruled and both teams fully deserved to win. 

The fierce battle continued into the last possession with the best team, at least for March 16, 2025, emerging from the ordeal with the league's title. That, along with the conference's coveted bid to Big Dance in hand. 

No doubt, both schools should be proud of the superior effort their teams exhibited. Moreover, most Virginians ought to be pleased with how two of their commonwealth's largest public universities' basketball programs performed in the season's national spotlight, under pressure.  

Stats: Max Shulga scored a game-high 18 points, in spite of being double-teamed frequently. He added four rebounds and three assists. Shulga's steady hand at point guard, for much of the game, was vital. 

Jack Clark scored 17 points and blocked three shots. Clark won the tournament's Most Outstanding Player award. 

Joe Bamisile scored 17 points, mostly driving to the rim. Luke Bamgboye contributed five points, eight rebounds and four blocks. The Rams held the Patriots to 34 percent shooting from the field. 

NOTES (Information provided by Chris Kowalczyk, VCU Assistant A.D.).

• VCU led by as many as 10 points with 9:08 to go, but George Mason whittled that advantage to just 59-58 with 2:27 left on back-to-back 3-pointers by Darius Maddox and Haynes. 
• But Shulga hit a stepback triple with 1:59 on the clock, and Bamgboye hammered home a two-handed putback dunk a short time later to keep the Patriots at bay at 64-60 with 67 seconds left. 
• Shulga and Bamisile combined to hit 4-of-4 from the free throw line in the final minute, and a late jumper by Haynes caromed wide as VCU held on. 
• VCU outrebounded George Mason 36-33. 
• The Rams have now won three A-10 Tournament titles (2015, 2023, 2025). 
• VCU has earned its 20^th NCAA berth, including its 14^th since 2004.

BOXSCORE

NEXT UP: VCU is a No. 11-seed in the NCAA tournament. The Rams will take on No. 6-seed BYU Cougars in Denver on Thursday. Tipoff: 4:05 p.m. TV: TNT.

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A-10: Rams stiff-arm Ramblers late rally

Final Score: (No. 1) VCU 62, (No 4) Loyola Chicago 55. 
Location: Capital One Arena in Washington, D.C. 
Updated Records: VCU 27-6, Loyola Chicago 22-11.

In a nutshell: After trailing by small margins for most of the game, Loyola went on a 13-5 run, to take a 51-to-50 lead at the 5:10 mark of the second half. Then the Rams' smothering defense did its job and shut down the rally. Fifteen seconds later Zeb Jackson slammed home a dunk that sparked a 9-0 run. Meanwhile, VCU held Loyola without a field goal for the entirety of the game's final 5:10. 

Of the Capital One Arena's enthusiastic crowd, VCU fan Greg Marrs said, "The huge [VCU] fan contingent carried them through those final 2 minutes—it was louder than the Stu in here." 

Stats: Max Shulga scored 14 points and pulled down 10 rebounds. Phillip Russell scored 10 points. Jack Clark scored seven points and grabbed eight boards. Luke Bamgboye blocked four shots to go with the six points he scored.

NOTES (Information provided by Chris Kowalczyk, VCU Assistant A.D.).

• VCU shot 43.1 percent from the floor (22-of-51) and held Loyola to just 29.4 percent shooting from the field (20-of-68). 
• Loyola Chicago led 22-9 in offensive rebounds and held a 17-4 advantage in second chance points. 
• The Rams and Ramblers went back-and-forth in the first half with three ties and three lead changes. The teams were tied at 21-21 with 5:50 left before halftime, but a 14-2 VCU run capped off by a Russell 3-pointer gave the Rams a 35-23 advantage with 1:37 left before halftime. 
• VCU held a 36-27 lead at the half, after the Ramblers scored the final four points of the half. 
• The Rams led 45-38 with 10:08 left after a Bamgboye free throw, but the Ramblers went on a 13-5 run to take a 51-50 lead with 5:10 left.
• VCU then closed the game on an 11-4 run to pull away for the win.
• VCU advances to its ninth A-10 Championship game since joining the league in 2012-13.

BOXSCORE

NEXT UP: For the A-10 championship the Rams will face No. 2 seed George Mason. Tipoff at 1 p.m. on Sunday, March 16. TV: CBS.

A-10: VCU tops St. Bonaventure, 76-to-59

Final Score: (No. 1) VCU 76, (No. 8) St. Bonaventure 59.
Location: Capital One Arena in Washington, D.C.
Updated Records: VCU 26-6, St. Bonaventure 22-11.

In a nutshell: VCU is the top-seeded team in the Atlantic 10 Conference Championship tournament and it certainly looked the part in defeating the No 8 seeded Saint Bonaventure, 76-to-59. From the game's first minute to its last, the confident Rams looked well prepared. 

After a bitter loss on Mar. 7 to Dayton at the Seigel Center, to finish their regular season, it appeared the Rams used the six-day layoff well to face the intensity of postseason play. For instance, Coach Ryan Odom used his depth to great advantage, as the Rams' bench outscored the Bonnies' bench by a whopping 30-to-5 margin. 

Stats: Jack Clark scored 17 points, to lead the Rams offense. He also grabbed six boards. Zeb Jackson (A-10 Sixth Man of the Year) scored 14 points. Brandon Jennings scored a career-high 12 points. Joe Bamisile was the fourth Ram to score in double figures with 13 points. 

Michael Belle grabbed a game-high 10 rebounds. Max Shulga had a bad game shooting, but he dished for 11 assists and got six rebounds. VCU outscored St. Bonaventure 21-6 in points off turnovers. 

NOTES (Information provided by Chris Kowalczyk, VCU Assistant A.D.).

• The Rams also owned a 38-26 edge in points in the paint. 
• VCU led just 27-23 with 3:24 left in the first half before using a 7-0 run capped off by a Clark layup to help build a 36-26 halftime advantage. 
• The Bonnies cut into VCU’s lead twice in the second half, getting with 43-38 with 13:36 left. VCU immediately answered with a Jennings.3-pointer as part of a 5-0 burst. 
• VCU only allowed St. Bonaventure to get as close as the 51-45 deficit for the remainder of the contest as the 9-0 run broke the game open.
• Max Shulga surpassed 1,000 points in a VCU uniform, becoming the 40th Ram to achieve the milestone. 
• VCU’s seven turnovers were the second-fewest this season, with the Rams committing six also in a win over St. Bonaventure back on Jan. 24.

NEXT UP: The Rams will face No. 4 seed Loyola Chicago. Tipoff at 1 p.m. on Saturday, March 15. TV: CBS Sports Network.

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Dayton upsets VCU at Siegel Center

Final Score: Dayton 79, VCU 76.
Location: Siegel Center
Updated Records: Dayton 22-9, 12-6 in A-10. VCU 25-6, 15-3 in A-10.

In a nutshell: The Flyers began the game aggressively; with a hot hand the visitors raced to an 11-point lead over the Rams (16-to-5). That, while VCU was misfiring from both short and long range. 

Although the stunned home team played hard and eventually closed the gap, it never completely recovered from the early injury to its confidence. It all ended with Dayton stiff-arming a spirited VCU last-minute comeback. 

Thus, with its defense allowing 51 second half points! VCU fumbled away the last game of the regular season. It was the Rams only loss this year on its home court. 

Stats: Joe Bamisile scored a team-high 18 points, all in the second half. He also snatched eight rebounds. Max Shulga scored 16 points and got nine rebounds. Zeb Jackson scored 16 points and added three boards. The Rams sank just 5-of-30 of their attempts from 3-point range; that while Dayton’s made good on 9-of-23. 

NOTES: (Information provided by Chris Kowalczyk, VCU Assistant A.D.).

• VCU owned a 41-33 total rebound advantage over the Flyers, with a 19-11 advantage in offensive rebounds. The rebounding edge led to the Black and Gold notching 16 second-chance points compared to Dayton’s 11. 
• The Flyers started the contest on an 16-5 run before the Rams mounted a 17-7 run of their own to make it a 23-22 game with 3:12 remaining in the first half. 
• Bennet knocked down an and-one three-pointer and made the free throw with 1:39 remaining in the game to extend the Flyers’ lead to eight at 72-64 with 2:11 remaining. The Rams then rallied their own 14-7 run to bring the game within one with six seconds remaining.
• VCU had one final look at the final horn, but a contested 3-pointer did not fall.
• VCU saw its nine-game win streak snapped Friday. The Rams are 19-11 all-time against the Flyers.
• Graduate guard Phillip Russell missed the contest due to an ankle injury he sustained against Duquesne on Tuesday. 
• VCU has clinched a share the A-10 regular season crown, as well as the No. 1 overall seed in the upcoming conference tournament. 

BOXSCORE

NEXT UP: The Rams are the top seed in the upcoming A-10 tournament in D.C. It begins on Wednesday, March 12. VCU's first game is set for Friday, March 14. Tipoff at 11:30 a.m. TV: USA Network.

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Blood Isn't Just Red

Each terrible time we tend to ask the same sort of questions: 

• Did the mayhem stem from a humiliating rejection? 
• Why is it almost always a young white male? 
• Was it television or video games that made an already disturbed man into a crazy shooter? 
• The Internet? 
• What role did his family life play in bending his mind? 
• Were there some words of celebrities also rattling around in the shooter's head? 
• Did a dog tell him to do it?

Sorry, I can't offer any useful answers. However, pretending that people do things, even remarkably strange things, for a particular single reason doesn't usually get us much closer to the truth. 

So searching for an overriding motive for spraying bullets into a schoolroom, or a movie theater -- some clue to help make sense of it -- doesn't usually lead to any sort of satisfaction. Yet, to ease our stunning pain we always look, anyway. While we will likely never really make sense of how someone could do such a thing, our common sense tells us there's something about America's culture that has been contributing to these massacres. 

Certainly, the availability of the rapid-fire weapons facilitates the slaughter. Still, what else combines with that factor and should also be seen as a common denominator remains sort of mysterious? 

All that said, thanks to the OpEd editor at that time, Robert G. Holland, the piece that follows was published by the Richmond Times-Dispatch on its May 1, 1999 OpEd Page. The point the piece makes about the long-term effects of repeated images on television still seems apt to me. That's mostly because the lesson about the power of repetition I learned while working at WRNL, 54 years ago, is surely as true as ever.

Blood Isn’t Just Red
by F.T. Rea

Television has dominated the American cultural landscape for the past 50 years. A boon to modern life in many ways, television is nonetheless transmitting an endless stream of cruel and bloody images into everyone’s head.

However, if you’re still waiting for absolute proof that a steady diet of video violence can be harmful to the viewer, forget it. We’ll all be dead before such a thing can be proven. This is a common sense call that can and should be made without benefit of dueling experts. Short of blinding denial, any serious person can see that the influence television has on young minds is among the factors playing a role in the crime statistics.

How significant that role has been/is can be debated.

Please don’t get me wrong. I’m as dedicated to protecting freedom of speech as the next guy. So perish the thought that I’m calling for the government to regulate violence on television. It’s not a matter of preventing a particular scene, or act, from being aired. The problem is that the flow of virtual mayhem is constant.

Eventually splattered blood becomes ambient: just another option for the art director.

My angle here is that in the marketplace of ideas, the repeated image has a decided advantage. The significance of repetition in advertising was taught to me over 25 years ago by a man named Lee Jackoway. He was a master salesman, veteran broadcaster, and my boss at WRNL-AM. And, like many in the advertising business, he enjoyed holding court and telling war stories.

He had found me struggling with the writing of some copy for a radio commercial. At the time he asked me a few questions and let it go. But later, in front of a group of salesmen and disc jockeys, Jackoway explained to his audience what I was doing was wrong. Basically, he said that instead of stretching to write good copy, the real effort should be focused on selling the client more time, so the ad spot would get additional exposure.

Essentially, Jackoway told us to forget about trying to be the next Stan Freeberg. Forget about cute copy and far-flung schemes. What matters is results. If you know the target audience and you have the right vehicle to reach it, then all you have to do is saturate that audience. If you hit that target often enough, the results are money in the bank.

Jackoway told us most of the large money spent on production went to satisfying the ego of the client, or to promoting the ad agency’s creativity. While he might have oversimplified the way ad biz works to make his point, my experience with media has brought me to the same bottom line: When all else fails, saturation works.

Take it from me, dear reader, it doesn’t matter how much you think you’re ignoring the commercials that are beamed your way; more often than not repetition bores the message into your head. Ask the average self-absorbed consumer why he chooses a particular motor oil or breakfast cereal, and chances are he’ll claim the thousands of commercials he paid no heed had nothing to do with his choices.

Meanwhile, good old Lee Jackoway knows that same chump is pouring Pennzoil on his Frosted Flakes because he has been influenced by aggressive advertising all day long, every day.

OK, if repetition works so well in television’s advertising, why would repetition fail to sell whatever messages stem from the rest of its fare? When you consider all the murders, all the rapes, all the malevolence that television dishes out 24 hours a day, it adds up. It has to.

What to do?

I have to believe that if the sponsors of the worst, most pointless violent programs felt the sting of a boycott from time to time, they would react. Check your history; boycotts work.

It’s not as though advertisers are intrinsically evil. No, they are merely trying to reach their target audience as cheaply as possible. The company that produces a commercial has no real interest in pickling your child’s brain with violence; it just wants to reach the kid with a promotional message.

If enough consumers eschew worthless programs and stop buying the products that sponsor them, the advertiser will change its strategy. It really is that simple.

As we all know: A day passes whether anything is accomplished or not. Well, parents, a childhood passes, too, whether anything of value is learned or not.

Maybe television is blocking your child off from a lesson that needs to be learned firsthand -- in the real world where blood isn’t just red, it’s wet.

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Determined VCU outlasts gritty Duquesne

Final Score: VCU 71, Duquesne 62
Location: UPMC Cooper Fieldhouse  in Pittsburgh.
Updated Records: VCU 25-5, 15-2 in A-10. Duquesne 13-17, 8-9 in A-10.

In a nutshell: It wasn't pretty. VCU found a way to win. In the doing, the Rams' ninth straight victory, they clinched at least a share of the Atlantic 10 Conference regular season title, plus they will be the No. 1 seed in the league’s upcoming championship tournament. 

Gritty Duquesne was better than its record suggested. So VCU had to dig down to find the will and determination to win on a night in which it didn't have its best stuff. The Rams got it done with a team effort.        

Stats: Max Shulga scored a game-high 22 points. He pretty much carried the team in the first half with a 15-point contribution. He added four rebounds, three steals and a block. Zeb Jackson came off the bench to score 16 points. He also grabbed  four rebounds and he made two steals. Jack Clark added seven points and pulled down a career-high 14 boards.

NOTES: (Information provided by Chris Kowalczyk, VCU Assistant A.D.).

• VCU shot 47 percent (14-of-30) from the field, including 4-of-10 from long range, on the way to a 37-29 halftime lead.
• The Rams’ defense forced 15 turnovers and held Duquesne to 41 percent (21-of-51) shooting. The Dukes were just 4-of-16 from the 3-point arc.
• The Rams owned a 38-33 advantage on the glass and corralled 14 offensive rebounds.
• Bamisile connected on a pair of buckets and Clark buried a 3-pointer during a 15-7 VCU burst that provided the Rams with a 37-27 cushion with 55 seconds left in the first half.
• The Rams expanded their lead to as many as 14 points early in the second half, only to watch the Dukes trim the margin to 46-42 with 14:46 left on eight straight points by Edwards. But VCU held firm and later pushed its advantage to 59-47 with 5:31 remaining on a layup and a 3-pointer by Jackson.
• VCU improved to 15-2 in A-10 play and clinched a share of the league’s regular season championship for the fourth time since joining the conference in 2012-13. The Rams shared the title in 2016 and claimed outright regular season crowns in 2019 and 2023. 
• VCU can win the A-10 championship outright with a win over Dayton Friday or a loss by George Mason. 

BOXSCORE

NEXT UP: VCU will host Dayton on Friday, March 7. Tipoff at 7 p.m. in what will be the regular season finale for both teams. TV: ESPN2.

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VCU glides past Davidson, 80-to-56

Final Score: VCU 80, Davidson 56.
Location: Siegel Center.
Updated Records: VCU 24-5, 14-2 in A-10). Davidson 16-13, 6-10 in A-10.

In a nutshell: It's that time of year; college basketball's annual madness of March is now underway. 

Meanwhile, during February the hot-handed VCU Rams made beating visiting teams before sellout Siegel Center crowds look pretty routine. Friday night's 24-point victory over the Davidson Wildcats ran VCU's current winning streak to eight consecutive tilts -- five at home, three on the road. 

The Rams outscored their eight February opponents by an average of 21.4 points. They have played those eight games with lots of confidence, punctuated by a few brief spells of nonchalance. 

However, when you begin a game with a 16-to-1 run, as VCU did with the Wildcats, it's rather difficult not to get a little cocky. Because VCU is a well-coached team, its occasional spells of nonchalance have been short and fairly easy to overcome ... so far. 

Stats: Jack Clark scored 18 points. He shot 7-for-9 from the field, including going 4-for-4 from 3-point range. He added four rebounds and two assists. Luke Bamgboye scored a career-high 17. In the doing, he converted 7-for-8 attempts from the field, while adding four rebounds and a block to his stat line. 

NOTES (Information provided by Chris Kowalczyk, VCU Assistant A.D.).

• The Rams opened the game with a 16-1 run, which was capped off by a Phillip Russell 3-pointer with 15:03 left in the first half. 
• The Black and Gold shot 51 percent (18-of-35) from the field and 46 percent (7-of-14) from beyond the arc in the first half on the way to a 43-19 lead. Jackson punctuated VCU’s first-half performance with a deep 3-pointer from the right wing as time expired in the period. 
• The Rams dominated the glass to the tune of a 43-25 advantage. The Black and Gold corralled 15 offensive rebounds. 
• VCU outscored the Wildcats 40-24 in the paint and 16-6 on second-chance opportunities. 
• Davidson shot just 37 percent (19-of-52) in the contest, including 6-of-22 from 3-point range. 
• VCU is 14-8 all-time against Davidson, and the Rams have won the past six meetings.

BOXSCORE

NEXT UP: VCU's last regular season road game will take place in Pittsburgh, to face Duquesne, on Tuesday, March 4. Tipoff at 7 p.m. TV: CBS Sports Network. 

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